10 Tested Ways to Get Rid of Your Irritating Boyfriend
For an irritating boyfriend-free life follow these time-tested formula and you’ll be surprised to see how easy and relatively straighforward dumping an irritating ‘attachment’ can actually be!
1:) Wear an incredibly small thong and keep pulling it out of your crack and tell him that you are just recovering from a yeast infection.
2:) Do not wax for ages and wear a sleeveless top on your date.
3:) Talk about your exes, give him all the intricate details.
4:) Tell him about your intimate relationship with your pet and how he reminds you of him.
5:) Keep talking about his best friend’s butt, which is so round and delicious.
6:) Do not wash your hair for atleast three weeks and keep scratching your head.
7:) Chew with your mouth wide open and make sure that most of your food falls on your date’s hands.
8:) Burping and farting regularly are also sure-fire ways to increase the distance.
9:) Pretend to be a perfectionist, guys hate extra-perfect girls.
10:) If all else fails, the best way of course, “it’s not you, it’s just me!”
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Wow tips, i am sure every girl who is going to follow it would rule boys. be aware boys girl are turned on
i thought the list might include something like, “Bring up the subject of marriage”
Hi Ananya,
That’s a funny post. You forgot to mention this one: start spending his money like it’s going out of style. That one usually works too.
By the way, I love the blog. You’ve just been blogrolled!
Or keep it simple and tell him you are pregnant…eh, bad joke.
Or you could just be honest and say, “I’m sorry, it’s just not working.”
But God forbid you be classy and mature. I mean, going through all of those pains just to get rid of someone makes much more sense.
Silly me.
wat if it doesnt work? then what do you do??