10 Tested Ways To Get Rid Of Your Irritating Girlfriend
For an irritating girlfriend-free life follow these time-tested formula and you’ll be surprised to see how easy and relatively straightforward dumping an irritating ‘attachment’ can actually be!
1:) Make her wait for ages… when the dates are planned by her and, even worse when they are planned by you.
2:) Do not ever use a deodorant when you’re around her. Make it a point to munch on onions before you meet her.
3:) Attend as many calls as you can when she’s spending time with you… it helps if the one calling is you’re ex-girlfriend and it’s even better if it’s your ’supposedly’ intimate boyfriend.
4:) Be as GAY as you can!
5:) Make sure you invite her best friend every time you go out with her, and hit on her friend (doesn’t matter if it’s a guy or a girl) as shamelessly as you can. The drool-pot is a sure winner!
6:) Dress as horrendously as you possible can. Colour combinations are a strict NO-NO, unless you’re planning on doing a fluorescent orange and bright pink combo. Classic!
7:) Gorge yourself on food, hers, yours, her friend’s and make sure food spills out of your mouth every minute or so, during your lunch or dinner dates.
8:) BURP! As often and as loudly as you can. Gaseous emanations of other kinds are also sure ways to your ultimate triumph!
9:) Make sure she realises you’re not busy, but pretend to be as busy as you can possibly be when she’s around… she’ll get the hint… or even better, pair it up with being a schedule freak.
10:) Pretend you have a serious crotch infection, or a fetish or an obsession for everything down under!
BEST OF LUCK!!!
Tags:break up, breaking up, dump your girlfriend, girlfriend relationship humor
Hillarious !
will try it out A.S.A.P & let you know how I get on
Uhh some of those are good but some may make her cling to you even worse.
I tried all these things and we ended getting married LOL!
wow, this is funny. Unfortunately, me and my girl both do 9 out of the 10 things here everyday and yet we still love each other. Odd.
Can not enjoy this sense of humor.
Perhaps I am too direct and honest to pretend to enjoy hurting another.
No matter, I hope that others can enjoy it.
very nice tips….
ha! ohhh thats well harsh, yep that sure would get me off my boyfriend
Very funny. I am so much more offensive than this…
it is so good that I am married. I have tried all these and many more… still married. Thanks for the
laughter.
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Gee, can’t you just tell her it’s over and then not turn up for any dates or meets with her?
Or you could behave like an adult and sit her down and tell her it’s not working out, rather than spend weeks doing everything in your power to make her feel despised and humiliated.
You’re lucky to have gotten a woman in the first place, with such a mature outlook on love.
Very funny got a good laugh
Good advice
very good advice, but u guys gotta understand that sometimes we make mistakes! it just ain’t working out
its necesary for me right now because i need to get rid of the irritating girlfriend. but of cause i can’t change from being me to someone else
Drink evrything and anything until you puke on her.
I m already doing this for past 6 month with my girl friend. But she loves me more than before.